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oyfey:

oyfey:

That’s not a name. I don’t have a niece.

"What’s your girlfriend’s name?" "Sh…darren?" "Shdarren?"

What’s your dentist’s name?

…….Krentist

Sounds an awful lot like dentist

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist

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sapandflyswirl:

An official post of my Harry Potter Valentines (including some new ones I didn’t post last night)!
Happy Valentine’s Day! (bit early, woops) -Kjersti (new york kitty)

Love these!

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highfivejerk:

Bill on french kissing (from the episode “Smooching and Mooching”).

seemsivebeenburiedalive:

danbutt:

mszombi:

Look at this little goblin

this cat looks like a sock puppet

parksandwreckmyself

love him :/

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Happy 17th Birthday Maisie Williams! (04.15.1997)

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foxgrl:

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

(via spookyteenager)

– day man (111,915 plays)

Day man (ah-ah-ah) 
Fighter of the night man (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a master of karate 
and friendship 
for everyone

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